Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Review: Dramarama by E. Lockhart


genre: realistic fiction
age: YA
rating: 5/8 tentacles

One of Lockhart's talents is making readers empathize with her protagonists. Even though I didn't like Sarah/Sadye, I felt enragedly frustrated on her behalf as she fought to prove herself at a summer semester of drama school. She was like a little gopher who kept popping her little gopher head out of its hole, blinking in awe at the dazzling world of theatre, only to get bapped on the head by a mallet-happy drama instructor.

I pronounced "Sadye" as "Sad-yuh" in my head. I knew it was supposed to be Sayd-ee from the moment I saw it but my brain wanted to say it the way it was spelled. Should have gone with Sade, Sadey, Sadie, Sady... there are so many options. Sad-yuh doesn't work for me.

The tape transcripts were clever but boring. The dialogue included in those segments was flat and mostly uninformative and the format was a little hard to follow.

I'm not particularly interested in theatre, but the details of life at drama school entertained me and made me feel like I was looking into a secret world. I liked the ambiguous portrayal of friendship vs. competition and mindlessly following orders vs. creative collaboration. Not as good as Frankie Landau-Banks, which I constantly recommend to everyone.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Review: Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare

age: YA
genre: period, romance, paranormal
rating: 6/8 tentacles

**HERE BE SPOILERS. MAYBE. NOT FOR THIS BOOK, FOR CLOCKWORK ANGEL. THIS IS A SEQUEL SO, BE WARNED AND STUFF**

Okay so let's start with things I didn't like so we can end on a positive note.

I found the plot of this novel to be much less well-crafted than Clare's other work. I particularly like The Mortal Instruments series for its forward-moving plots that are centered on some kind of mystery or adventure--like where's mom and who are these weirdos with pictures on their arms? I enjoy romance when it's a subplot, but this trilogy's romance is creeping into the forefront, greedily elbowing the actual plot out of its way. In Clockwork Prince, the Magister and the clockwork angel and Tessa's unique abilities all take a backseat to her love triangle with Will and Jem. The romance is a spicy bonus but I’m reading the book because I want to know the secrets behind the Magister’s sinister scheming, why Tessa can shape shift, and who her parents were.

The one thing about Tessa that makes her interesting, that makes her stand out as a character, is the fact that she's a shape shifter and had no knowledge of this fact until some demon sisters trained her to do it properly. She should be using this ability, exploring its possibilities. This is what I was looking forward to when I read Clockwork Prince, but Tessa only shape shifts three times in the whole book: twice because it's part of a plan and once in the heat of battle. Why isn't she sneaking around in other bodies, getting into scrapes, and spying on people? Why isn't she using her skills for peronal gain or even just out of personal curiousity? It's such a fun, promising idea that I'm surprised Clare didn't do more with it. The subservient role of women in this time period lends itself to unique opportunities in this plot line.

I also had minor issues with some historical aspects of the novel. There was a kind of half-way attempt at period dialogue, but all Clare really did was use "shall" and get rid of contractions. I’m pretty sure that people used contractions in Victorian England. I think, with period speech, you either have to do research—which isn’t too hard, read some old letters or something—and really go for it, or you have write in the present day vernacular (avoiding obvious anachronisms) and it will just be understood that the character’s words are being translated in storytelling. Like in the movie Everafter. It’s set in medieval France, and yet everyone speaks with vaguely old-fashioned diction in English accents. It’s understood that the speech was adapted to aid the audience’s understanding. Maybe that’s what Clare was doing, but something about it felt off, or forced to me.

Clockwork Prince could have done with a little less classics-quoting. On the one hand, it’s interesting to know what was popular at the time and the books mentioned help set an historical backdrop. On the other hand, it’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine to read books that constantly quote other books. It feels a little bit like name dropping, or like a cheatery way to give the characters more depth. Maybe today, reading Victorian novels implies a certain level of intelligence, but back then, they’d have just been making their way down the bestseller/new publication list. I don’t know, I think I’m getting tangled up in my own presumptions but I still dislike reading about people reciting quotes.

Ta da! I’m done complaining.

And despite all of this, I did like Clockwork Prince. Not as much as Clockwork Angel and definitely not as much as The Mortal Instruments, but I enjoyed it. It’s the kind of book that has this magnetic pull to it, that makes you think about it constantly when you’re not reading it, that makes you count down the minutes to the end of your work day even more urgently than usual because you have a book to get home to, that makes you stay up reading late into the night. I’m trying to think of specific praises to balance out my review full of criticisms and the robot battle scene was pretty cool and the Jessamine thing was intriguing (and oh my god I forgot to complain about Will’s secret but this is getting long), but I think this addictive quality is so wonderful and rare that it balances out all of the little flaws on its own.

Review: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

age: YA
genre: real life, cancer, humor, sadness (those are genres, right?)
rating: 7/8 tentacles

I don’t know what to say about this book except stupid vague things like “really really good” and “you should read it.”

This is John Green’s first novel told from a female perspective and done so quite successfully, in my opinion. Despite being about kids who have cancer, this book is not one of those melodramatic cancer-fighting-child-hero books. It is understated and sweet and personal. It’s funny. Although Hazel facetiously refers to herself as a professional cancer patient, the disease takes a backseat to her personality, her fears, and her desires. And then there’s Augustus Waters and Peter Van Houten and Amsterdam.

Augustus uses his Cancer Wish take Hazel on a trip to Amsterdam in search of Peter Van Houten, the author of An Imperial Affliction: Hazel’s favorite, but ambiguously concluded novel. It strikes me as sad that someone like Hazel has become fixated on a story that, for her, has ended too soon, when the threat of her own premature end has hung over her head for all the years of her illness. Growing up in hospitals and support groups will have introduced her to other cancer kids who didn’t make it and their mourning parents. Hazel’s entire world is built of stories ended too soon. It’s like her quest to find out what happens after the last page of the book is actually a quest for reassurance that stories don’t really end.

I think it’s safe to say that my reviews are generally full of complaints, but I don’t have a single complaint about this book. The characters are lovely, the writing is of high quality, and the story moves forward consistently. I felt connected to the characters and their lives as I read. I was made to care about them.

I read this book quickly because I was absorbed in the story and wanted to know what happened, but I’d like to read it again, a little more slowly, just to soak in the words.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Review: Peter and the Starcatchers by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson

age: children's
genre: adventure, fantasy
rating: 5/8 tentacles

When Peter's orphanage dumps him and several other parent-less boys onto an old ship called The Never Land, he becomes involved with a secret, ancient battle between Starcatchers and Others to be the first to capture the powerful shooting stars that fall to earth. The story offers a magical, star-powered explanation for the existence of Barrie's Neverland in all of its delightful enchantment.

The writing is simple and repetitious, with lots of "he said, she said, he said," which, in my opinion, somewhat limits target readers to those who have not yet acquired a taste for more sophisticated prose: either the very young or the non-reader. I say this as someone who still loves reading children's literature, not someone who just picked up up a kid's book and said, "Aw this writing isn't mature enough for me." When I look at the intelligence and humor and dexterous descriptions in some of my favorite children's books--books I enjoyed as child--I can't help but hold other work up to that same standard. Just compare this with Barrie's original.

In many ways, Peter and the Starcatchers is similar to Percy Jackson & the Olympians. Both stories feature a young boy adventuring with friends. Percy learns about Greek Gods and goes on a Quest with Annabeth and Grover. Peter learns about Starcatchers and, in a questlike manner, attempts to protect a magical item from falling into pirate hands with Molly, Alf, and the other orphans. Both tales are told with a degree of silliness. However, as I read on, it became clear that Peter simply does not possess the same depth as Percy Jackson. The characters felt like characters instead of people and Peter lacked much of his Peter Pan-ness. One might attempt to justify this with: "but he's not Peter Pan yet... Of course he started out as a normal boy!" But I won't buy it. I want the cocky impish child from Barrie's novel and Disney's films. This Peter was too ordinary to be Peter Pan.

Here is another similarity between Peter and the Starcatchers and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: both are based on pre-existing stories. Percy Jackson is based on mythology, which includes countless tales of all the gods that have been twisted and changed through generations of repetition. It's difficult to remain loyal to such varying myths that have already been interpreted and reinterpreted so many times and in so many different ways. The story of Peter Pan is much younger and has a specific source. I love the novel by J.M.Barrie and find it hard to completely accept the way that Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson have claimed Peter Pan and his world as their own and almost audaciously invented a story of origin that conflicts with Barrie's own novel. I feel much the same as I do when I book I like gets made into a movie that doesn't fit my interpretation.

Despite all these complaints, I still enjoyed the book. It was a fun, youthful adventure and its simplistic narration often gave way to moments of lovely description. Peter did not offer the same cleverness or whimsy as Barrie's Peter Pan or the same pull as Percy Jackson & the Olympians but it was a quick, entertaining read and I will very shortly begin the next in the series, Peter and the Shadow Thieves.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Good Thing About Bad Reviews

I often feel very mean when I criticize the work of published authors. I’m trying to write a book and I know that it’s a difficult, time consuming process that involves pouring a bit of yourself into your work and, in doing so, making yourself vulnerable—taking a risk. When I point out what I perceive to be ineffectiveness or errors in a novel, I sometimes feel like I am throwing harpoons at an author’s child. But I do it anyway, and I will tell you why.

There is a significant difference between demeaning someone’s work and offering honest, constructive criticism. I always try to make sure I am doing the latter, although I’m sure annoyance sometimes seeps into my review if I am particularly flabbergasted as to how something made it to publication. And I do hold published work up to a higher standard. If something has been professionally edited and put out for sale, it better be worth buying. I expect skillful writing and good quality regardless of whether a work falls under my personal preferences.

I’ve said before that my background in creative writing and workshopping has raised my expectations considerably and made me very picky when it comes to writing style, story arc, and technical issues. My education taught me to read books as a writer, and so I take in everything with a critical eye, always asking myself how something can be better. I’ve been trained to pinpoint weak spots. My reviews are an answer to the question, “What could be better here?” Writing them helps me learn about what doesn’t work in fiction and how to fix the mistakes that I come across before I make them. If an author hypothetically were to see what I’ve written about their book, they would find suggestions rather than insults.

Honesty and respect are the keys to writing effective Bad Reviews. I think it’s important to generate honest feedback. It keeps pressure on writers to produce quality work and improve themselves over time. It also helps readers to determine what books are right for them, and really that is what reviews are for: guiding readers through an endless sea of literature.

Review: Delirium by Lauren Oliver


genre: romance in dystopian world (emphasis on romance)
age:
YA
rating: 5/8 tentacles

In the future, scientists have recognized love, or “amor deliria nervosa,” as a mental illness… and they have found a cure. All eighteen-year-olds undergo a procedure that promises to relieve them of the threat of love’s horrifying symptoms: obsessive attachment to another person, sweating palms and fluttering hearts, and the irrational behavior often triggered by this madness. Lena Holoway’s eighteenth birthday approaches and she can’t wait to have the procedure, to be safe from the strange behaviors exhibited by her own mother before she eventually succumbed to madness and then death. Lena is desperate to escape the risk of this horrible disease—whose effects she has witnessed firsthand—and is counting down the days until the moment she will be examined, cured, and then assigned a partner in what will be a loveless marriage of convenience.


Delirium’s premise is far-fetched, but intriguing and I was curious to see where Lauren Oliver would go with it. Generally, the story takes the most obvious route: girl thinks love is disease, girl wants cure for disease, girl meets boy, girl likes boy, girl’s heart stops (Is she dead? No, in love!), girl realizes love is good! But underneath this extremely predictable plot line, there is a government that advocates a medical cure for love (why?), that fights to keep “un-cured” rebels at bay, and that harbors great secrets, and a conclusion that is not quite as predictable as the course the novel takes to reach it.

Delirium struck me as having a similar premise as Matched because both plots rely heavily on a dystopian system where individuals are evaluated and assigned spouses. Oliver’s take on this idea is much more thoughtful and better written than Condie’s effort, with its fluid prose and strong, vivid descriptions. For example:


It’s only slightly better than the other word that followed me for years after my mom’s death, a snakelike hiss, undulating, leaving its trail of poison: Suicide. A sideways word, a word that people whisper and mutter and cough: a word that must be squeezed out behind cupped palms of murmured behind closed doors. It was only in my dreams that I heard the word shouted, screamed.

These moments of sharply poetic prose provide useful and striking descriptions of Lena’s thoughts and world. Key word: useful. (I’m looking at you, Condie and Steifvater.)

Despite the lovely writing, I had some issues with melodrama, continuity, and annoying boys. Delirium definitely contains some of that melodramatic fluttering heart garbage that is really becoming one of my biggest pet peeves. This is partly because I do not like romance novels. I enjoy romance as a subplot, but the main plot has to be something more creative, more original, more interesting (no, I don’t find two people sighing and drooling over each other at all interesting). And although Delirium is set against a dystopian backdrop, it is, at its palpitating heart, a romance novel. I generally steer clear of romance novels, but I am occasionally fooled into mistaking one for, oh, I don’t know, a dystopia. Once I get sucked into reading them, the obsession with abnormal heart activity and tingling body parts makes me fake gag and roll my eyes. This close attention to the bodily indications of attraction reminds me of a hypochondriac tracking his symptoms (Which is kind of funny when you remember the topic of this book. Maybe romance novels are a disease). In short, I do not find these types of descriptions romantic at all. So maybe it isn’t that I dislike romance, but that its common portrayal in literature fails to appeal to my particular romantic sensibilities. Especially the overly angstified romance rampant in YA. Yuck.

Contributing to my dislike of the romance is the rather ordinary, uninteresting love interest, golden-eyed Alex. I didn’t like him or his weird habit of laughing with his head tipped back so that Lena can see the roof of his mouth. What is he, an animated super-villain?

Something about Delirium, despite its attempts to conquer the deep and complicated topic of love, feels superficial and contrived. Lena is presented to us as an intelligent person who is somehow more discerning than her peers, somehow, deeper. She has a “poetic” soul (supposedly). This is all fine and dandy, but these qualities that allow her to transcend the oppressive norm are presented to us in very superficial ways. Her favorite color, for instance, is gray, as opposed to the acceptable blue… adopted by mindless drones everywhere? Maybe this is meant to be symbolic of the phrase “shades of gray” and how they are no longer accepted in Lena’s society, but when I read this part, I rolled my eyes and thought, “Oh, gray! She’s so deep and unfathomable! NOT.” Despite the fact that my internal commentator seems to be sarcastic thirteen-year-old girl, reciting poetry and enjoying the color gray doesn’t tell me that a character has more emotional depth than her peers. It tells me that the author is trying really hard to make her seem like she does.

The primary mode of rebelling against the system is also on the superficial side: teens go to secret parties and listen to really loud music. Way to show the man. Because I don’t like to go to crowded parties where there is really loud music, I never got the feeling of oh look at all the fun these kids have to sneak around to experience because their society rejects love as a legitimate emotion. I just couldn’t get behind the characters. Yeah, you go to that party! You mosh to that music! Make out with that boy! I just… didn’t really care. I mean, imagine Katniss Everdeen in this world. WWKD? What would Katniss do? Not waste time going to a stupid rave.

I do like the descriptions of Lena’s struggle to put on an act for the world and I think a lot of people will be able to relate to the pressure she felt to stamp down her personality in favor of a socially approved persona.


Sometimes I feel there are two me’s, one coasting directly on top of the other. The superficial me, who nods when she’s supposed to nod and says what she’s supposed to say, and some other, deeper part, the part that worries and dreams and says “Gray.” Most of the time they move along in sync and I hardly notice the split, but sometimes it feels as though I’m two whole different people and I could rip apart at any second.

This book certainly has its pros and cons, but overall I’m left with a kind of “eh” feeling.

Despite all of my complaints, I did enjoy Oliver’s writing, and I kind of want to know how other aspects of the story pan out… So although this did not make it into my favorites, I will be reading the sequel. Probably.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Review: Shiver by Maggie Steifvater

genre: paranormal romance
age:
YA
recommend to:
those who liked Twilight
rating: 3/8 tentacles


Don't let this book fool you. It will try. It will pretend to have a plot, just to draw you in. It will dance pretty descriptions before your eyes and hide nonsense behind pretty words, hoping that you won’t notice. Steifvater writes, “As the hours crept by, the afternoon sunlight bleached all the books on the shelves to pale, gilded versions of themselves and warmed the paper and ink inside the covers so that the smell of unread words hung in the air.” Isn’t that lovely? It fooled me too.

As soon as girl meets boy (in his human form), all pretense at plot is abandoned in favor of what I like to call Gooey Teen Romance. You’ve seen it. Two teens meet each other for the first time and it’s like a spell has been cast. They think constantly about that person. Every other aspect of their life fades into the background. Everything becomes irrelevant except for this other person. They need to see this person, need to speak to this person. But most of all, they need to touch this person. They yearn for them. Gooey Teen Romance primarily consists of yearning. I don’t know about you, but I don’t like to read page after page of descriptions of yearning. I like to read stories. About things happening. With plots that unfold, instead of gathering dust in the corner.

This is the plot, before it was discarded and then vaguely picked up again towards the end of the book like oh yeah, wasn’t I talking about something? The book begins with Grace enduring a wolf attack. She lies there in the snow, motionless, doing nothing to protect herself. This seems like an interesting sub-mystery—why doesn’t she fight to live? But don’t get your hopes up. This is never addressed. So as she calmly submits to death-by-mauling she looks up into the yellow eyes of one of the wolves. And the wolf seems to gaze back before calling the other wolves off. Grace survives.

After this moment, Grace feels a special connection to what she comes to think of as her wolf. He appears in her backyard every winter. She looks forward to Christmas because she knows her wolf will be waiting at the edges of the woods. Watching her. Guarding her, it seems.

Then a boy, Jack Culpepper, is killed by wolves. The town is in an uproar and the boy’s family insists the wolves be eradicated. Jack’ body is stolen from the morgue and Grace could have sworn she heard his voice in the forest. And there’s a new wolf lurking in its shadows. A mercurial wolf with very familiar eyes. She’s determined to save her wolves and also worried about what has become of Jack and what this new, dangerous wolf will do.

Sounds good, right? I thought so. But then human Sam, aka golden eyed wolf, appears and the plot is forsaken. The angry wolf hunters are never mentioned again. The yearning and drivelly romance begins. Grace actually tells us, several times, that she feels like the rest of her life (school, her friends, her parents) doesn’t matter anymore. All that matters now is being with Sam. I had some horrifying Twilight flashbacks. Their relationship is revealed as being even more unhealthy when Grace admits that she fell in love with Sam before she knew he was a human. She fell in love with a dog. Fell. In love. With a dog. He is touched, instead of being properly repulsed by her bestial tendencies.

Steifvater alternates between Sam’s and Grace’s perspectives although the only way to tell the difference between speakers is context. I often skipped reading the chapter heading and mistook who was narrating. Steifvater probably wanted to get both points of view in, but focused on trying to sound writerly instead of creating distinct voices for her characters. See As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner as an example of successful alternating perspectives. One of Sam’s chapters begins, “I was a leaking womb.” First of all, what boy would ever liken himself to a womb? Second of all, leaking? Was it his time of the month? Was he leaking baby juices? Whatever female reproductive organ he feels like, there is no need for metaphorical leakage. It’s just disgusting. Regardless of whether or not this is a successful and illuminating metaphor (it’s not. what does it even mean?), this is not something that ANY boy would say. She really wrote this. Its on page sixty-three.



Further nonsensical imagery include, but are not limited to:
-paper falling "like listless birds" (page 49). Grace drops some loose leaf. Imagine listless (languid, dispirited, indifferent) birds falling to the ground. Now imagine sheets of paper falling to the ground. Do they look similar? Does describing these indifferent birds help you envision the paper? I rest my case.

-The full leaking womb bit goes like this: “I was not a wolf, but I wasn’t Sam yet, either. I was a leaking womb bulging with the promise of conscious thoughts…” Okay, so I think what Steifvater is trying to tell us is that Sam is in between forms and he can almost feel the conscious thoughts coming, like a baby being born? But… I don’t know. If he didn’t already have conscious thoughts he wouldn’t have been able to tell us this, so that doesn’t work either. And I have never heard and can't imagine ever hearing a boy use the word "womb."

-“Sam and I had spent last night talking about the strange room of stuffed animals at the Culpeppers’ and wondering, with the constant irritation of a scratchy sweater, where Jack was going to make his next appearance” (Page 120). This metaphor makes sense but it’s really crammed in there. Awkwardly. This sentence is as awkward as a leaking womb.


I only wrote three examples down. But there are plenty more. I attribute them to Steifvater paying more attention to what her words sounded like than what they meant. A lot of this novel reads like overwrought pseudo poetry. For example: Sam’s song lyrics. One of Sam’s hobbies is to make up song lyrics in his head and then force us to read them (One of his songs is about truffles). I skipped over them. They seem completely out of nowhere and disconnected to his character.

So who is Sam? In the winter he’s a wolf with yellow eyes that saves girls from being mauled. In the summer he is a boy who makes up songs in his head, feels like a uterus with something oozing out of it, and reads Rilke. Which Steifvater forces us to read too.

When I picked up Shiver, I wanted a story about the silent bond between a girl and a yellow-eyed wolf. I imagined them exploring a lush forest carpeted in pine needles. I imagined the wolf following the girl, the amazement that such a majestic and wild animal had chosen her as its companion. I imagined the adventures they would have together, and her shock and delight when the wolf became a boy. When he could respond to her with words of her own language. Then, the bond they built as girl and wolf might evolve into something else. I was hoping he would still be wild and wolflike as a boy.

But Sam is just ordinary. And this isn’t the story I got.

I’m primarily focusing on the negatives here, and I feel a little bad about that. There is a lot more of the beautiful description I quoted in my first paragraph. But I didn’t like this book. Partly because it didn’t meet my expectations, partly because this kind of story just isn’t my cup of tea, and partly because a lot of things in it didn’t make sense.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Review: Hereafter by Tara Hudson



genre: paranormal

age: YA
rating: 1/8 tentacles

I could not finish this. I think I got to Chapter Five or Six and was still wondering where the story was. Maybe some people will say that I didn’t give it a fair chance, but I read enough to get a feel for the writing, to decide it was not good writing, and to realize that I couldn’t muster up any feelings except apathy for the main character (or any other characters for that matter). Amelia is too wishy washy. She goes on about how she doesn’t remember her last name or when she lived but she kind of hangs out in her cemetery and she doesn’t even care enough about herself to turn around and read the tombstone. If she doesn’t care, why should I?

Here is how the story starts. Amelia sees a boy drowning. She desperately wants to save him from sharing her terrible fate but can do nothing to help because she is a ghost. Yup, yup, I’m still with you. She can hear his heart slowing. She wills him to wake up, to swim to the surface. His heart stops. …And then starts again? You lost me. I’m no medical expert, but I’m pretty sure that if someone is drowning and their heart stops, it’s not going to randomly start again. Maybe it’s possible in some one in a million type scenario, but we’ve only just got this story going and already I’m in doubt. My suspended disbelief is sputtering and losing altitude.

After his magic revival, the boy swims to shore where a crowd of people who know him and are shouting his name have miraculously appeared. We are shown the gaping hole in the guardrails on the bridge or overpass where his car ripped through and plummeted into the river below. So if he was in the car by himself, where did all those people come from? According to the internet, it only takes about two or three minutes to drown. So how did all those people AND an ambulance get down to the river in two or three minutes? Were they driving in a caravan formation? Is there a convenient stairway down to the river? There may be some reason for all of this, but it is unusual and so must be explained.

When Call-Me-Joshua comes back to find Amelia, their interaction is stiff and boring. He says “O-kay” a bunch of times and Amelia looks at her dress. Despite the car crash and the rescue (which were both played down), there seems to be very little action in this story. There’s next to no tension, and thus little to propel the story forward. The first twenty pages consist mostly of introspection, which might have been interesting if it led us somewhere. Also, who requests to be called by their full name when all of their friends/family/whoever clearly call them by a nickname?

I really wanted to enjoy Hereafter because I’m a huge fan of ghost stories, but it was extremely disappointing. If you were planning to read this, I recommend putting it down and going to read A Certain Slant of Light instead—it’s a better version of the same type of story. If you really want to be spooked, More Than You Know is amazing. It’s one of my favorites.

**A little of my negative response can be attributed to an exhaustion with these plot-less teen romances. Maybe you like them, but I haven't the stomach for these types of books.

Review: Across the Universe by Beth Revis




genre: sci-fi, dystopia, Giver-copycat
age: YA
recommend to: people who like to read the same dystopian setup over and over
rating: 4/8 tentacles




It took me a really long time to pick this book up because the cover and title led me to believe it was somehow connected to Julie Taymor’s Beatles musical, so I avoided it. Love the movie, didn’t feel like reading about it. Finally, I realized Across the Universe was a Sci-Fi novel set on a spaceship. I’m not sure the Beatles reference does Revis any favors. It’s very literal and also mildly misleading.


If I had to pick one word to describe Across the Universe, I would choose “slow.” The action lagged often (on page 35 the plot stalls for pages of description: boring!) and the characters were a bit slow in the head. I figured out what was going on hundreds of pages before they even had an inkling. Perhaps this book is another sufferer of Series Syndrome, in which authors put the brakes on their plots and/or write incomplete stories in order to leave material for their unnecessary sequels. Apart from that, this book presents an interesting sci-fi scenario.

Across the Universe is divided between the perspectives of Amy, who has been frozen and loaded onto a spaceship with her parents for a 300 year journey, and Elder, who is being trained by the crotchety and distrusting current leader—Eldest—to be leader of the ship’s next generation. Red-headed Amy in space? All I could think of was Amy Pond.

There’s quite a bit of suspense on Elder’s side of things as he begins to realize that Eldest has been lying to him. The downside is, a lot of the answers to his questions are so obvious that instead of becoming eagerly invested in Elder’s search for the truth, I became overwhelmed by a desire to repeatedly slam his head into the spaceship walls and shout, “ARE YOU BLIND? HOW DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT’S GOING ON?” There was one exciting twist at the end that I did not see coming.

Amy’s point of view covers some of the time she spent frozen and mostly dead asleep which seems like it would be extremely boring, but the descriptions of her thoughts and fears have a pleasant poetry to them and I enjoyed reading these segments.

The two threads of the story—Amy’s and Elder’s—are completely separate until someone mysteriously unplugs Amy’s icebox and she wakes up. When she did, I was disconcerted by her description of Elder who we find out is much older that he sounds in his own narration. He is a ten year old living in a sixteen year-old’s body. It’s weird.

Ultimately, this book is another YA dystopia following in the now formulaic footsteps of The Giver. It features a community living blissfully unaware of history and its horrors… all except for two individuals who have been selected to lead. Sound familiar yet? Revis’s space community even has a secret method of “releasing” old people. But this is in outer space so it’s different. It’s not terrible, but it’s nothing original or exciting either.



Sequel, A Million Suns, available January 2012.

Review: As Simple As Snow by Gregory Galloway



genre: mystery
age:
YA
rating:
4/8 tentacles

Good, but not nearly as good as I’d hoped it would be, and with an extremely dissatisfying conclusion. I heard this was John Green’s inspiration for Paper Towns, which is why I picked it up. IMO, Paper Towns is significantly better.

I started out being really interested in Anna and how her oddness and ravenous curiosity would affect our nameless narrator. I enjoyed her mysteriousness, her codes, her postcards. But after finishing the book, I kind of hate her.

There was a moment in the narrator’s first conversation with Anna that made me angry and although I just brushed it aside at the time, I now see this moment as a glimpse of Anna’s true personality. They meet in the school library. She makes some snooty recommendations to the narrator, finds the couple of books she was looking for, and then stands around while he checks his books out. As they walk toward the door he asks isn’t she going to check hers out too? No. She’ll put them back when she’s done. Entitled little brat.


Maybe this got on my nerves because I work in a library and I know how frustrating it is when books aren’t where they’re supposed to be. Does she think she’s the only one that uses the library? The only reader who matters? Does she think that because she’s read avidly that she’s more intelligent and has more right to the books than other students? Does she think the rules don’t apply to her? It annoyed me even more that her behavior seemed to be presented as this admirable rebelliousness when she’s really just being selfish and inconsiderate.

Warning: the mystery is never solved. Is that cryptic enough to imply that this novel provides a dissatisfying resolution without giving anything away? There isn’t really anything to give away. I think if someone had warned me of this, I might not have read the book.

I’ve always liked mysteries. I like the way they let readers in on a secret. They ask a question, and the plot twists and turns as if it were a pathway through a labyrinth, leading readers along, and then finally we stumble into the center of the maze and there is the answer. I love knowing that however complicated the question is, no matter how tangled and confusing it gets, I will always—by the end of the story—understand.

Unless a writer cops out on me and doesn’t bother to really finish the story. Maybe sometimes ambiguous endings work. Maybe sometimes they are satisfying (I can’t think of any examples) but they do not work in mysteries. Setting up a mystery is almost like signing a contract with the reader, promising, “This seems awfully puzzling now, but just wait until you get to the end! Then everything will make sense and you will be kicking yourself for not figuring it out sooner.” When I don’t get answers at the end of a mystery I feel lied to; I feel tricked.

I read this book quickly, but I was never hooked on it, as I was Paper Towns. It’s just okay. If you are thinking of picking this up, I recommend just getting Paper Towns instead.

Review: The Marbury Lens by Andrew Smith



genre: horror, fantasy, zombie (sort of)
age: YA
rating: 5/8 tentacles

After traveling to London, Jack receives a pair of purple eyeglasses from a stranger that, when gazed through, transport the wearer to a parallel world called Marbury. Marbury seems to be in a post-apocalyptic state, crawling with zombie-like people reduced by disease to an animalistic existence. When transported to Marbury, Jack finds himself in the company of two young boys who already know him and are depending on him to lead them somewhere safe from the disease-ridden creatures.

Smith’s writing is gritty, vividly descriptive, and at times poetic. Scenes in Marbury come across with particular clarity, although I would have preferred the world to be more fully developed as a whole. The plot progresses quickly (frequently interrupted by vomit) and I didn’t like Jack much, but was interested enough in what happened to him to keep reading. Ben and especially Griffin were my favorites.

It intrigued me to notice that Jack’s responses to crises differed depending on whether he was in the real world or in Marbury. Real world Jack seems weak and spineless. He avoids any emotional connections beyond his best friend Connor and tends to brood. Marbury Jack is a man of action. He calmly assesses situations, makes decisions, and does whatever it takes to protect the two boys in his care. Maybe Real World Jack needed this responsibility to push him to reach his potential.

Marbury Lens gives me the impression of being composed of two distinct, albeit related, stories that happen to be stuck together. I feel like I need to review them separately. Maybe even three stories, if you count Seth’s: a ghost story within a story. I enjoy Seth’s tragic tale, but not the random way Jack would announce, “Now… I will tell a story!” As if two teenage girls he just met and his best friend wanted to hear about the life of a boy who lived a hundred years ago. Sure, it’s an interesting story and I wanted to hear it, but the way Jack abruptly inserts it into conversation feels like a contrived way to share Seth’s life with readers.

This storytelling business is only one of the issues I have with dialogue on Real World Jack’s side of things. A lot of it seems out of character, especially after Nickie enters the picture. Jack seems like a closed off person. He avoids a relationship with the grandparents who raised him. He refuses to cry. He is plagued by fear and guilt. But when a pretty British girl he’s known for a day or two displays an interest in him, he starts to open up. He tells her he likes her. He tells he’s scared and that there’s something wrong with him that he can’t talk about. Repeatedly. After a few more days they are saying “I love you.” It all seems fast and weird and unlikely. Would a distrusting, closed off person suddenly start sharing his feelings like this? Wouldn’t it take more time? More effort? Wouldn’t she have to earn his trust and vice versa? I don’t buy it.

The glasses themselves are portrayed as a kind of drug. Jack’s returns from Marbury always leave him pale, sweating, sick, and desperate to go back. In some ways, transitions between Marbury and the real world remind me of an extreme metaphor for getting lost in a good book: thinking constantly about the characters you’ve left behind, wondering what they will do next, missing the intensity of the action that contrasts so starkly with the triviality of everyday life. In some ways, The Marbury Lens is such a book.

I recommend The Marbury Lens to readers who enjoyed Lev Grossman’s The Magicians. Both address alternate fantasy worlds with a degree of grittiness. Fans of zombie books will also like The Marbury Lens.

Review: Ruby Red by Kerstin Gier


genre: sci-fi
age:
YA
rating: 6/8 tentacles

I’m beginning to notice that I’m often drawn to time travel as a subject matter. I came across Ruby Red on tor.com where I read an excerpt (the first chapter I think) and became hooked. The premise for the story comes from that irresistible “what if” line of imagination that tickles fancy and and sparks curiosity. What if people could inherit a time travel gene? What if you’ve grown up in the shadow of your snooty cousin, who has spent her life preparing to be a time traveler by learning fencing, dance, etiquette, and history? What if you discover that a mistake as been made and you are the time traveler, suddenly thrown into an unknown past where people stare at you strangely, nothing is familiar, and you have no idea what to do and no one to help you? This is what happens to protagonist Gwyneth Shepard, a likable British school girl who can see and talk to ghosts. When the truth is revealed, Gwyneth is brought into a mysterious underground society and all sorts of secrets begin to surface. Everyone seems to have their own agenda and Gwyneth doesn’t know who to trust, only that the order has a mission which others are working hard to oppose and she’ll have to pick a side sooner or later.

The writing is strong—I already knew I liked Anthea Bell’s work, having read the Inkheart series she translated for Cornelia Funke. Sometimes I can feel a writer manipulating a story, feel their intent behind every word choice, see their fingerprints on every plot turn. These stories are thin, flimsy, insubstantial things. They remain mere words. But when a story is written right, the author disappears, even the words grow dim, and I see only the lives of the characters unfolding before me. This ability to transport is one of the most important qualities of a good book, in my opinion, and this one certainly has it. Also, the cover is gorgeous.


I really like Gwyneth. She’s quirky and she’s got spunk. I always admire spunk. What cousin and previously supposed time traveler Charlotte has in poise and training, Gwyneth makes up for in boldness and backbone. Although she’s just been thrown into this new and complicated situation and she’s a little lost and afraid (as anyone would be) she seems like someone who won’t get pushed around, someone who trusts her own judgment.


My only complaint is one that I often have with series. I don’t feel that this novel had a plot arc all its own, rather that the story has been paused and now I have to wait until next May, when Sapphire Blue is released, to continue it. I really enjoyed the plot, but I don’t think Ruby Red sees it all the way through. Typically plots consist of a kind of set up, an obstacle, efforts to overcome the obstacle, a climax, and a resolution, right? I don’t see any climax or resolution in this book. This trilogy looks like it’s going to be one big story that spans three books instead of being made of three individuals arcs, per each novel, that all contribute to the trilogy’s main arc. This kind of annoys me… I like to have something resolved when I finish a book and I don’t feel like I got any answers, only questions. The story has a good pace. It never dawdles, but makes consistent progress. I just wish it progressed to a resolution of some sort.

I recommend this novel to fans of Linda Buckley-Archer’s Time Traveler’s Trilogy, which begins with Gideon the Cutpurse. Or, if you enjoyed Ruby Red, try out Buckley-Archer’s novels.

Review: The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by E. Lockhart



genre: realistic fiction
age: YA
rating: 8/8 tentacles

synopsis
To her friends and family, Frankie-Landau Banks is just a little girl who can’t take care of herself, but she’s fed up with being patronized. When she heads off to her sophomore year at the same elite boarding school her father and older sister attended, Frankie becomes a part of her new boyfriend’s group of friends—confident, carefree boys who get up to all sorts of hijinks—and Frankie is having the time of her life until she realizes that none of them see her as an individual, but as an accessory of Matthew’s. Then Matthew begins ditching her for his best friend, always giving a vague excuse and avoiding her questions and Frankie decides she won’t put up with it. She follows him one night, and discovers that he and his friends are a part of the Order of the Basset Hounds, a secret society her father often cryptically reminisced about with his “Old Boy” school chums. Now she knows why she has been kept on the outside of things. Even though she is just as intelligent and as bold as them, perhaps even more so, she is girl, and the Bassets are a boy’s club. Frankie takes this as a personal insult. They think she’s just a pretty little girl who needs to be rescued and protected? Not good enough for their club? They think she’s content being arm candy? Well then she’ll prove them wrong. Frankie comes up with the perfect plan.

feminism
Frankie is a very strong female protagonist. She’s sharp, intelligent, clever, and a ruthless strategist. I kind of want to be her. Lockhart’s portrayal of Frankie’s values, her anger, and her urge to prove herself makes it easy to relate to her. As I watched all of the adults in her life (even her boyfriend and sister) essentially respond to Frankie’s frustrations at the school’s patriarchal mindset with: “There, there. Find something more pleasant to occupy your time, little Bunny Rabbit. Go sew a frilly apron or nibble on a carrot,” I shared her rage. I wanted to forcefully shove all of them off their high horses.

Even today, though women can vote and are ostensibly considered an equal gender, it’s difficult to get rid of centuries of perceived masculine superiority. People who claim to view the sexes without prejudice often have some inherited misconceptions lurking in the crevices of their subconscious. Sometimes they call this prejudice “tradition.” This is the case at Alabaster Prep. Frankie points out that the administration is primarily masculine. The “boys only” Basset Order provides further evidence of the school’s patriarchal mindset. She notices with irritation the way her boyfriend speaks to her as if she really were the weaker sex. When they first meet, Frankie has just fallen off her bicycle and Matthew runs over to help. He offers to show her around, even after she has told him she’s attended the school for a year, as if she were completely useless and the only way he knows to interact with her is to adopt the role of savior, of escort, and hence: of superiority.

It is this unacknowledged prejudice that Frankie rails against throughout the course of the school year—a fight roughly equivalent to repeatedly slamming one’s head against a closed door. It’s like arguing with idiots: you can’t use reason as a weapon against irrationality, so what hope is there of winning? Whenever Frankie confronts any of the boys about their behavior they claim loyalty, tradition, brotherhood. “But what if I was a boy?” Frankie would say. “Then you wouldn’t treat me like this.” And they agree, without realizing that by doing so, they are admitting to prejudice. It sees like a losing battle, and the outrageous double standard at the conclusion of the novel only solidifies its depressingly apparent futility.

sociology and the panopticon
The novel also looks at feminism through a sociological lens, particularly by illuminating the way that unwritten rules or societal expectations (like sexism: different expectations for males and females) can govern the behavior of a society even though there are no real repercussions for breaking these rules. In class, Frankie learns about a theory that can explain this type of behavior based on a prison design called the Panopticon, in which an impression of constant surveillance is cultivated in order to motivate inmates to adhere to rules out of a fear that they are always being watched, which allows wardens to get by with a limited amount of actual surveillance. I think Orwell was responding to the same phenomenon when he invented Big Brother and Thought Police, playing on a general fear of being watched. When Frankie writes a paper on a number of societies and cults that intentionally break these unwritten rules as political statements or to gain a sense of freedom, she gets all sorts of ideas. Why let ourselves be governed by the traditions of our society and its unspoken expectations? Why be afraid of refusing to succumb to an accepted path or an outdated tradition? Why not break free?

word play
Lockhart tells Frankie’s story with an obvious delight in word play. Frankie comes up with something she calls “the neglected positive,” “false neglected positive,” and the “imaginary neglected positive,” where she removes negative prefixes and uses the uncommon or technically incorrect base words in every day conversation. She often tells her friends that she is “gruntled” (from disgruntled) and after getting ready for a party with her friend Trish, declares them “sheveled” (from disheveled), to which Trish replies, “You’re sheveled. I’m a normal person.” Matthew corrects Frankie’s grammatical fun and explains the error of her inventiveness, a response that is very telling about his outlook on the fixedness of other aspects of life. Frankie’s playfulness and curiosity in what happens when you take things apart and put them together in new ways appears in her fun with words and in all of the politically symbolic pranks she plans. In many ways, this book is about pulling apart accepted ideas, being open and innovative, of thinking outside the box, of being able to shift our perceptions. I am reminded of Ender Wiggin’s assertion that “The enemy’s gate is down!”

One last thing, and it’s a spoiler so don’t read any further if you haven’t read the book yet:

the battle
When all is revealed at the conclusion of the novel, Frankie’s role in the series of pranks that occurred receives a primarily negative reaction. Her family seems taken aback by her involvement and begins to regard her with suspicion, but they stop bugging her about being helpless. Good. They finally see her as an individual of consequence. However, all of her “friends” involved with the Bassets coldly reject her. When Alpha took credit for her actions to save face, her pranks were considered genius. But when Alpha gets caught—ALPHA, not Frankie—and she confesses to Matthew, he immediately turns against her, or perhaps you can’t turn on someone to whom you were never loyal. He runs off to the headmaster to tell on her like a little five year old, because as a new offender, her punishment will be less harsh than Alpha’s. He doesn’t give her a chance to turn herself in, which I think is another instance of underestimation on Matthew’s part. I really hate him.

When her identity as the authority behind the pranks becomes known, she gets called a liar and a psychopath. She tells Matthew that he lied to her too, but he rejects this accusation. He was being loyal to a brotherhood! NOPE. Bullshit. His reason for lying may have been loyalty. But he still lied. And Frankie had reasons for her lies as well. Who is he to decide that his lies were more justified than hers? Did he forget that the order was BETTER when Frankie was secretly governing it? What I can’t stand is the way the perception of the pranks flip flops depending on whose name is attached to them. Alpha planned it? Oh, wonderful. He’s so clever, what fun. Wait, it was Frankie? LIAR! PSYCHOPATH! MANIPULATOR! I think this name calling stems from a feeling of being outsmarted, of being proven wrong. The Bassets are so stuck in their belief that they are strong, invincible, wonderful, clever men, that when Frankie proves herself to be more capable than the best of them, instead of accepting this new idea and applauding her ingenuity, they pout like children and call her names. I am in awe of Frankie. I am proud of her for not tolerating belittlement, for seeing a way to prove herself and accepting the challenge, for not giving in. The fact that no one sees this—not her peers, not her teachers, not her parents—surprises and depresses me. A psychopath? Preposterous. She is genius.

Review: The Adoration of Jenna Fox by Mary E. Pearson



genre: sci-fi, mystery
age: YA
rating: 4/8 tentacles

This novel starts out with great promise. Jenna wakes up from a coma with no memories of her life or family. A strange woman who introduces herself as “mother” claims that Jenna’s memory loss is the result of an accident, but no one bothers to elaborate any further. Jenna begins to notice other things that don’t add up and when she questions them, her mother answers vaguely and quickly changes the subject.

At this point, I am super excited. What is going on!? Are these people her real family? Was she really in a coma? Why has she been hidden away in a neighborhood where no one knows her? Where are the rest of the people that were surely in her life before the “accident”? I love a good mystery, especially when it smacks of conspiracy.

Sadly, the story goes downhill from here. All my crazy conspiracy expectations get dashed to the ground. The real answers are pretty interesting, but the author doesn’t do nearly as much as she could with them. To top it off, the book doesn’t even have a legitimate climax, which significantly contributed to my “that’s it?” feeling. Also, the incessant quoting of Walden annoyed me. If I wanted to read Walden, I would have bought Walden.

I did like Jenna as a character. She comes off as almost robotically unfeeling in the beginning. The people around her have known and loved her for her whole life, and she is just meeting them now. It is understandable for her emotionlessness to stand out in contrast. As the story moves forward, we see Jenna learn and grow, become curious and independent, and develop new emotional connections. I just wish that Pearson delved a little deeper into the novel’s world and took Jenna (and us) much further.

Review: Please Ignore Vera Dietz by A.S. King




genre: mystery
age: YA
rating: 7/8 tentacles

Vera Dietz has lost her best friend Charlie twice: first when he betrayed her, and again when he died under mysterious and unsavory circumstances. Vera knows something that might clear Charlie’s name, but isn’t sure she’s ready to share. Please Ignore Vera Dietz is about the courage it takes to break through the safe facade of normalcy—in whose shadows the twisting, choking roots of lies and hidden evils flourish.


King’s writing is strong and illuminating, her world and characters solid. Vera, the primary narrator, is sarcastic, intelligent, independent, and a little weird. I like her. It is easy to sympathize with her bitter regret of Charlie’s death—easy to feel the pain of Vera’s loss because halfway through the book I missed Charlie too. King’s alternating perspectives create nuance and depth. We get to hear from Vera’s dad and accounts from the deceased Charlie and the Pagoda (a town landmark) lend a dark quirkiness to the novel. Its most striking success is the clarity with which I can see through the prose of the story, how the characters and their lives become more real than the printed words before my eyes.

Vera’s tale is dark, funny, mysterious, and heartbreaking. It is honest: there is a sad, ringing truth to the tangle of emotions Vera struggles with after Charlie’s death and this honesty plays a large role in my response to the novel. I look forward to reading King’s other work.